Dating – Nerdy, Bored, And Well Past Thirty

Border Wall (with Special Guest Jess)

As single childless people, it is our duty to cast judgement not only on parents, but the systems that affect parents.

Call it a socialist hellhole of an idea, but maybe providing adequate paid time off to guardians (can’t say ‘mom and dad’ in this climate, you know that) would be beneficial to their ward and in turn beneficial to society in general.

As a Canadian, Jess (no, not that Jess. Not the other one either. A new one) gives Mowgli and Sara a little insight to the customs of the untamed North.

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Idaho? No. You’re the Hoe (The ongoing adventures of getting over it pt. 1)

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Long term booty call

Lovers

Friends

It’s actually pretty simple to define the parameters of any relationship if you just use expectations and boundaries. Since psychics aren’t real, you gotta use your words and tell a person what you’d like from them and the stuff you won’t stand for. They listen, they add their own criteria, and suddenly you’re both on the same page.

And if a party has an issue, the beautiful thing about romantic/sexual relationships is that they can be broken off whenever you want for any reason. If you can’t live up to those expectations – if you have an issue with any boundary – you can peace out.

But being alone is very very scary. Some people only decide to peace out when they have another body to cling to so they’ll build up another relationship before properly leaving the first. Often, deceit is involved.

Learn how Mowgli deals with these harsh truths.

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The Succubus on Our Couch (with special guests Jessica and Veronica)

While they may have intended to talk about the cinematic masterpiece that is Venom, our adventuresses quickly pushed that topic aside in favor of stories about romantic failure.

Tune in to hear about failed relationships, a failed threesome, and whether or not Voldemort is a submissive.

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Held in Suspense…An Update

Just a quickie to whet your whistle.

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Did Nazi That One Coming… (with special guests Jessica and Anja)

How far should a person’s ideals reach? What do we owe Nazis? Listen in and see if you can hear the exact moment Sara and Jessica change their minds about Anya’s terrible decisions.

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Rolling 1s in the Dating Scene Pt 2

Five minutes, five months, whatever. Mowgli and Sara are both doing way better in the dating scene (fuck you, you know who you are; you all know who you are) so we thought a stroll down misery lane would be fun.

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Rolling 1s in the Dating Scene Pt 1

Dating, and online dating especially, can be pretty great – fucking people, fucking with people, meeting weirdos, being the weirdo – but it can also be super frustrating. In this long anticipated cast, Mowgli and Sara vent their frustrations with the opposite sex.

Part one focuses on Sara’s critical failures such as meeting a boy she actually liked and getting yelled at online by someone she doesn’t remember fucking.

Somehow everyone is just the worst.

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I Fuck in a Bed Like an Adult (with special guests Jess, Veronica, and Fred)

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The gang is here to help you get laid.

Mowgli muses on how the Sith pick up chicks. It starts with force choking and ends with rape. Quicksilver/Flash has a similar tactic: Running around raping people too quickly for them to notice they’ve been violated.

Sara shares handy dating tips if you find yourself walking down a dark alley with a potential mate or if you want to fuck a sheep (the right way).